Reviewing.

Alright guys. Let's review what we covered last week. Obviously, there's a test coming up and the syllabus says, "you're screwed."

Anyway, what do we think of Lady Gaga?

Genius. Goddess divine. Sheer perfection. Impossibly fashionable outfits (let's face it, no one has worn hi-cut leotard type clothing since the last season of baywatch but, she works it). I'm not really sure how else to put it. I mean, she studied at NYU, so the girl's educated. She's really from New York but, has managed to make everyone think she's from somewhere amazing in Europe. She produces music up the ying yang. You can always dance or workout to her songs, so you can never be in a bad mood when you listen to her... unless, you're into the whole angry kick-punch dancing like Kevin Bacon's solo in Footloose or that guy in Hot Rod. just sayin'. The only thing that seems to be hindering an even larger fan base is the fact that she loves EVERYONE and her lyrics show it. Well, didn't everyone just ignore the last 15 years of Michael Jackson's life. All anyone seems to remember is how legendary his moves were as the king of pop. So, if you're on the fence about Gaga, let's play a love game and you can go burn some disco sticks in effigy. Now, there's nothing else left to say, eh eh eh eh. And, if you aren't familiar with her songs, let me level with you. go youtube her right now. plus, then you'll be able to appreciate my witty jokes from the last couple sentences:)

Join us next time for "you're not hardcore, unless to live PARKOUR."

peace, love, and lol.
~Julie